Humanoido Develops Snail Language & Snail Talker
"It was not a piece of cake." After much study and deliberation, Humanoido has developed a way to communicate with Red Ramshorn Snails. The concatenated five inventions are needed: the Snail Environment Speech Conductor SESC and Snail Speech Detector SSD and Electronic Snail Translator EST and Snail English Converter SET and Lexicon Machine LM. The combined unit is known as the Snail Talker allowing the snail to talk.
The sum of the five inventions, devices, are completely non-invasive and no snails are harmed during the inventions development and testing. The calibration is performed with Apiaceae Apium Graveolens which allows for the induction of neuro-chemicals being sent to the snail brain that set the snail's reference frame into calibratory delta.
Concatenation Sequence for Snail Speech
SESD
SSD
EST
SET
LM
The SESC is activated and primed, the neuro chemical is released, the snail who will speak language is introduced, the Snail Translator allows the snail to initiate speech through propulsive annuities, as its native snail language. The Snail English Converter takes propulsive annuities and translates into referential meanings of English words and sentences.
In the final analysis, with the Lexicon Machine, English is translated into phonemes and allophones to develop electronic synthesized speech lexicons for human English understanding. This will allow snails to convey meanings and perform analysis and initiate functions on space missions on board rockets. It is also possible for snails to communicate with mission control using wireless rocket telemetry in English or Snail languages.
Snails talk within their own time reference frame, dramatically slower than human species, so getting a response to a question may have significant delay and take some time for the formant to be heard. It depends, a reply could take 5 minutes to one hour for the snail to answer.
Raw CODEX for Snail Talk
Snail language lexicons developed by Humanoido
- Randomize Zone
- Positive Pulsation
- Negative Pulsation
- Mid Stasis Modifier
- Motion Ping
- Calculus of Formant
- Absentia Formant
- Intro Formant
- Concluding End Formant
The Codex for snail talk indicates an initial nine snail language sentences. However, such raw Codex is mixable, thus many more words and sentences can arise. These are made referential with conversions to English and derived space vocabulary. Snail Talker is species dependent and connects one unit to each snail. To have 10 snails talk, it will take ten Snail Talkers. The snail must wear the Snail Talker so it takes up some space inside the rocket during the mission.
With snails having the ability to talk and speak English, it will be possible to not only have snails as spacefaring tourists and passengers but also performing vital duties enrolled as members of the space flight crew and part of the aquatics space team.
With snails having the ability to talk and speak English, it will be possible to not only have snails as spacefaring tourists and passengers but also performing vital duties enrolled as members of the space flight crew and part of the aquatics space team.
