Showing posts with label bank. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bank. Show all posts

Monday, February 19, 2018

Space1 Monster Captured

The angry space gremlin is finally contained
Space Monster Behind Bars

At this page, read the story of Space1's struggle with a gremlin space monster that made itself known online during order placement:

https://space1usa.blogspot.tw/2018/01/example-parts-research-over-two-months.html

Space1 is happy to report, the space monster culprit is captured, tamed, and behind bars as can be see in the illustration. The said money is returned to the bank in full, and the bank has now restored the functionality of all the accounts and  associated cards for future orders, plus Space1 has suggested a new SOP to the bank in regard to the placement of international orders for making the process more smooth and easy. We admit, such gremlins mask their identity and transport around the world, but new tools of cooperation allow their capture. It's definitely a stress, fighting online space monsters as they can materialize anywhere when you least expect it. The best bet for combating the vermin is to form an alliance with members of your bank and keep in constant touch by relaying plans. Space1 can now move on and complete its orders.

Saturday, February 17, 2018

Space1 Monster Attack

Example: parts research over two months
Space Monster Attack!
The journey into space project took a hit this month after the two month assembled rocket parts order was canceled by apparent bank space monsters. 

After two months of reviewing thousands of parts from all over the world, the final rocket order was assembled and electronically transferred to the parts company. 

Using an American bank and routing, the bank caused a massive anomaly which resulted in a stop on the order. The reason? The USA bank did not like the idea of parts being ordered from an international location, even though Space1 informed the bank ahead of time about our location. We moved to an international location to avoid these problems of infinite stupidity, yet it seemed they liked to follow us.

It also seems the USA bank does not want to do business except for holding and using your money. So the bank proceeded to issue a suspicious activity alert report about their best member, which caused the parts company to become alarmed and take the money and immediately cancel the order and stop all processing and shipment.

This is the state of the current order which is canceled and awaiting monetary reimbursement. Meanwhile, the notorious bad bank has stopped all transactions on all accounts. All these ridiculous shenanigans has thrown a log into the smooth turning wheel of the space program. They take your money on the same day but claim it will be returned in a month. As a result, Space1 has canceled all international space and rocket parts orders until these situations are fully resolved.

The ramifications: luckily, we are still stocked to the hilt with rocket parts and enough items to finish construction of the ISS Pioneer rocket, flight computers, telemetry packages, and parts to build the new launcher for the launch pad. We will not receive the largest refueling tank but it's ok to temp use a substitute technique of piping in the fuel with a feed-in external device. Also canceled was fabric for the construction of future tangle-free parachutes, thus research of those chutes will be canceled for now, and of course recovery of rockets will use conventional corded chutes or other methods to slow reentry.

Power cells will be lobotomized from other flight vehicles, the brain memory recording units will be taken from inventory, SD cards will come from local sources, and the iPhone and iPad data collection projects are canceled. The special tool to assemble the Chinese rocket won't be available so that rocket will be moved back into storage. Special lensing parts are cancelled along with various flight inspection cams. The ISS Pioneer will use available lensing from inventory. Imaging devices will have smaller FOV. Other items will be dealt with on an issue by issue basis.